when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground
Performance, tumblr text post on screen, 2014
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
I was born in the wrong generation, take me back to the paleoarchean era. I want to be insentient. I want to be bacteria