i can help whoever’s next

(Source: weiguk, via bananapolisher)

if everything doesnt look right or is not arranged right ex: the tiles on windows start screen or the stuff on my desk/around my room or html and theme of blog or if they’re changed by a person not me there is internally a malfunction in myself like how you put pokemon (not baseball) cards in the spokes of a bike to make a click sound as you ride except this is like a devilish stone from the road getting stuck nd making a clack that makes me a lil sick

but it doesnt always happen its only special occasions whn things are wrong


found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via proudlyafeminist)


Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.


when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via chazkeats)


News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

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Man you know Dracula was invented by white people. Homies weakness was a seasoning, the sun and Jesus Christ

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Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

23 OUT OF 36

33 out of 36.

16 out of 36.

When I say I can’t read faces, especially eyes, uh, yeah.  This is what I mean.

/failure at people about 2/3 of the time.

I got 28, but I think I’ve done this test before, and I worked some of them out/ or knew them or remembered them, and some guesses. 

I remember last time having got a low score and thinking “I expected a low score, but not that”. 

I couldn’t do it irl though.

I got 27, Some of my answers were guesswork though, and more often than not it felt like seeing the entire face of a person would have helped considerably.

…20 out of 36. Below average but not horrendous; I am unsurprised.


Not in my bible.

(via boogery)

"There are two great mysteries that overshadow all other mysteries in science. One is the origin of the universe. That’s my day job. However, there is also the other great mystery of inner space. And that is what sits on your shoulders, which believe it or not, is the most complex object in the known universe. But the brain only uses 20 watts of power. It would require a nuclear power plant to energise a computer the size of a city block to mimic your brain, and your brain does it with just 20 watts. So if someone calls you a dim bulb, that’s a compliment."


YouTube comments aren’t “just the Internet.” They’re not the product of a group of otherwise nice guys who suddenly become evil when they wear a veil of anonymity. YouTube comments are actually a nightmarish glimpse into the sexist attitudes that define the fabric of our own existence in the “real world,” a world that, like YouTube, is owned and dominated by men. The most terrifying gift that the Internet has given us is that it’s shown us how men honestly perceive the world: as a place where women exist exclusively for their sexual pleasure.

In the wake of VidCon, and as more and more women start speaking up about the harassment they face online, it’s time to start realizing that our narrative of progress is deeply flawed. Things aren’t getting better for women on the Internet; they’re deteriorating and ignoring the problem amounts to being complicit in it.


(Source: 180mph, via patarnon)