"You might want to crawl back in there if you know what’s good for you"

Hannibal Lecter to a person who just TORE HIS WAY OUT OF A HORSE. (via chazkeats)

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cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

(via itsvondell)

domgrantaire:

wow what a challenge this one turned out to be 

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icarly-official:

that escalated quickly

(via itsvondell)

cokeflow:

I’m just saying if I were Oprah I would come out with an album just because

(via beyoncebeytwice)

University of Colorado Boulder

acceptedco2018:

Sup home skillets.

It’s ya girl lil booty and I’m totally stoked that I’m headin to CU to work on mah rappin career. You know it’s hard bein a female rapper these days but hey, as nicki minaj said in her hit single High School, “anywhere, everywhere, baby it’s yo world, ain’t it” so HOLLLLAAAA. If any y’all thuggies wanna kick it and record some dope beats and dank vocals, HMU! ‪#‎lilbootygang‬‪#‎bootygangordie‬‪#‎holla‬

lil booty gang?

buttonpoetry:

Melissa May - “Dear Ursula” (WoWPS 2014)

"You, big lady, were the only Disney character who ever looked like me. And while you may not have had the waist line of a princess, I’ll be goddamned if you didn’t have the swagger of a queen."

Performing during prelims at the 2014 Women of the World Poetry Slam. Melissa placed 7th overall in the tournament.

thbrogan:

Wait till baby starts taking APs.

(Source: wavecaps)

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

(via gabbymetz)

u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time

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